I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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