Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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