She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
try to milk me bitch
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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