...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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