R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I could fuck to npr.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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