those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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