A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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