You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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