I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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