did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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