Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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