Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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