She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Your tits are I can't wait for
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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