why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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