We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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