Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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