Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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