i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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