i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
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Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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