yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
