eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
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Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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