Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I wish i was in the wii world.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Also, beer. Big fan.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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