When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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