i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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