I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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