try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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