your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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