Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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