What did we do last night that was yellow?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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