Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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