Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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