Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.