It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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