yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
NoShamevember. You game?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
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