What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize