ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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