Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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