so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I believe in your delicious
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Randomize
