i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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