Just mADE A PArabola og urine
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
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I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
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I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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