I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I think my moral compass just broke
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