3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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