Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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