with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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