Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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