jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Randomize
