He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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