ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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