ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Mom said you looked used
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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