i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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