i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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