The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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