Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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