brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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