I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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