why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Dicks are not precious.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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