Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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