what if I'm pregnant?
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Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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